Here’s every on-screen drink in Mad Men cut into five minutes of sip, slurp, chug, repeat, clink clink. Therein lies some sort of enlightening truth about the spiritual emptiness of the bygone era’s functional alcoholism, or at least, something about the TV myth that you can have 10 drinks before lunch/mistress break and still look handsome as Hamm. The editing pares it down to strictly sip-action shots and all the choppy jump cuts make this supercut look like its got the shakes, but then again, maybe if they trimmed Christian Marclay’s The Clock like that it wouldn’t be seven thousand hours long. Just sayin.’