Found it: 360 Broadway (between Franklin and Leonard) New York, New York 10013

Why we went in: To find out if Uncle Sam is gay.

Inside: American employees who party. Ray (above, in red) hangs tail from the rafters. Jean Pierre (in stripes) takes pics. Didn’t talk about Sam’s extracurriculars.

1. America, make a statement with your pants on.

2. Nanu no thanks.

3. Broken promises are free though.

4. Price gougers

5.Bolo, YOLO!

Bonus: Still not sure if Uncle Sam is gay, but he does seems serious about fisting.

Stay tuned for five more things in seven more days.