Found it: 234 Canal Street, Chinatown

Why we went in: “Where the hell was that noodles place again? Oh. But what’s this then?”

Inside: Lucky cats, lucky stones, Buddha figurines, shiny shiny shiny things.

1. How to Feng Shui that basement sublet into a sparkly, dangly, chiming wonderland in 14 easy steps.
2. Calling all my bronies…
3. Giant impractical hairpins now more expensive since Grimes wore one at that one place.
4. Shiny… Ooh… Ahh… Wait, what were we doing again?
5. We’re waiting on their line of much-anticipated ivory electronic cigarette attachments.

Check back soon when Blaise and Laura will be back to bring you FIVE MORE THINGS.