Youtube’s most important art critic Hennessy Youngman a.k.a. the Paharaoh Hennessy a.k.a. artist Jayson Musson gives you some pragmatic advice on hosting a successful studio visit. Like, um, snacks.

Hennessy Youngman isn’t just about demolishing Damien Hirst and explaining how to make your sucky life into performance art (ahem, ahem, Accidentally Text a Picture of Your Penis to Your Mother Instead of Your Girlfriend Piece.) No, this one is a bit more practical, artist to artist.

So close that porn tab and get busy creating an uncomfortable power dynamic with your visitor. Here’s how.