It’s time to get your personal identification cards from the FB Bureau, because they’ve got you. The clever F.A.T. artist Tobias Leingruber is issuing some to “Facebook citizens” interested in alpha-testing in Berlin and Amsterdam. So, be the first of your “friends” to “explore the future!” Isn’t it both terrifying (in the dystopia future-is-now kind of way) and strangely seductive (in the modern vanity kind of way), kind of like raping yourself?