Taxidermy artist Julien Salaud made you this beautiful beast. The taxidermic assemblage Vieux Piraï Emplumé — part preserved piranha, part plucked parrot plumage — is truly inspired. Stop playing God, Julien! Can you imagine this already hybrid-fishtrosity flapping about on tiny little wings, chirping and slithering through the air to take a bite out of your face? What kind of madman would choose to combine something so conceptually lethal and frivolously frilly? Oh.