BRUCELEEThis is not the first nor the last documentary to be made about Bruce Lee, because he’s Bruce fucking Lee! But, let’s see this trailer, why not. I Am Bruce Lee features “people who knew Bruce intimately” and excited commentary by Mickey Rourke, Black Eyed Peas’ Taboo and Kobe Bryant for some reason.

Well, to be fair, Rourke’s right about the “Elvis of Martial Arts” and the appearance of Soderbergh’s Haywire star Gina Carano (not a professional actress but a MMA fighter) is very topically appropriate.

Then, wait… wait.. who’s this chick yelling that Bruce Lee “put balls on Chinese men”? Fuck being PC, that’s just silly — Chinese men didn’t have balls until Bruce Lee punched other dudes in their balls? Ok, lady. That’s your soundbite now. Live with it.