No one was prepared for the ascension of Jeremy Lin. A few weeks ago, the 24-year-old Harvard grad and son of Chinese immigrants, was reportedly sleeping on his brother’s couch in the East Village and now he’s playing for the Knicks, although you’d never be able to tell by the official merchandise. That’s because there is none.

New Yorkers desperate to scoop up jerseys can’t, not even on Canal Street. But online bootleggers have your back. In addition to Cafe Press, eBay also has a steady inventory of pun-splashed apparel.