For their January issue, Steven Meisel is helping Vogue Italy inject a bit of humor into the generally rigid pages of their high-end publication with a QVC-inspired editorial that playfully nods at the programming our grandmothers (and Midwesterners) all love so much.

No hideous housewares, shitty TVs, or faulty ladders here – just the latest, most unaccessible 2012 collections from designers this season.

Complete with elevator music and pretentious hosts, the girls model everything from Louis Vuitton to Versace. Thanks for rubbing it in, assholes.