Actor/artist/misc/etc James Franco has mysteriously and without commentary posted these images of his paint-splattered face, his foot and a “grizzly” (get it? get it?) teddy bear murder scene. Only, it’s not a teddy bear but some sort of stuffed psychedelic-toned bag, shaped like a giant teddy bear, sprawled across his bed. Only, it’s not a murder scene, but some sort of a tussle involving lots of paint in bursts and driblets all over everything.

Hmm… How does one properly art-critique this? Why yes, it is seems vaugely reminiscent of Rauschenberg’s Bed. But it’s so mysterious…

So, James Franco fucked this bear. To death. That’s what I’m going with.