Mark Kostabi is thriving in Rome and not feeling too nostalgic about his days of youth in the ’80s East Village, the “con artist” tells the Art Blog. He does have some advice about bathroom stalls: “Good place to hide when wanting to crash a MoMA opening that you’re not invited to. Show up during the regular museum hours. Sit in the bathroom stall from museum closing time until the VIP opening begins, exit the bathroom and you’re in! I did that once.” Ah, challenge. Do it. And then, make yourself MoMA artist pass à la F.A.T. And then, hack all museums. Woo! But really, does the bathroom stall thing work?