This latest minimalist thing is nifty, nifty. Niege Borges Alves’ The Dancing Plague of 1518 series — named after the Dancing Plague of 1518 — neatly explains some of pop culture’s notable dance routines, from Little Miss Sunshine to Pulp Picture to the pelvic thru-ust, that really drives you insa-ane-ane-ane-ane-ane-ane. Fantastic, but their Elaine’s dance poster is condescending because a lot of people dance like this, shut up.

Also, raise your hand if these remind you of Voltaire’s How to Dance Like a Goth pictorials. Raise your hand and pull the cobwebs towards your black heart.

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