In this morning’s “Why Would they Do That” news, Israeli scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis that has the same smell, taste, and look as our dearly loved marijuana, but without any of the, you know, getting high. The biologists managed to counteract the THC in the species of cannabis, and instead upped the levels of cannabidiol. Cannabidiol won’t be the most fun when you’re watching “Wayne’s World,” but it has been shown to work as an antipsychotic and a cancer inhibitor, as well as being a sedative. So the plant may be medically valuable, but c’mon. (Photo: Mario Antonio Pena Zapatera/Flickr.)