“Loveable Levar Burton takes a look at Burroughs’ ode to addicting fluids, control, and giant aquatic black centipedes in this episode of Reading Rainbow suitable for children of all ages,” says Andre Perkowski who is making me reconsider my no-no position on breeding, just you know, out of curiosity’s sake. What would that one turn out like, huh?

Andre “makes films, books, art, & trash pop noise,” whatever. The disintegrated, hauntingly, janky theme song treatment is the jam. The rest blends surprisingly well. Also, spoilers. Yeah, you should have seen it/read it by now anyway, no pity for you. Go suck a gigantic insectoid tit.