Last night, after President Obama delivered the State of the Union address, the RNC uploaded a video to YouTube as fast as humanly possible, displaying excerpts from the speech juxtaposed next to the one he gave in 2011 to show that he’s just spewing the same rhetoric.

And it’s true! He his, just like all politicians do, except theirs, who buck the norm, preferring to sound crazier and crazier with each debate, flip-flopping their positions like cheap hookers. But you gotta hand it to them, they did prove that he wore different ties.