I never thought I’d sit through an entire video of roller blading stunts, but this video of a blader ripping around New York City and New Jersey is actually pretty neat. No, really. The kid in the fruit boots, Toby, is a transplant, which may explain how he can perform his inline stunts so shamelessly. And hey, look at him go. You go, Toby. You skate around on roller blades like it’s 1994. Good for you. Who knows, maybe he’ll put my sarcastic ass in my place and rollerblade from Boston to New York City. But probably not.