“What we’re doing is taking something like a hot dog cart that is so everyday and so mainstream, and we’re showing people that vibrators are mainstream [too],” said Bruce Weiss, vice president for marketing at Trojan, one of America’s most ubiquitous condom companies. On Wednesday and Thursday, Trojan will be launching their “Pleasure Carts,” two repurposed hot dog carts filled to the bursting with 10,000 vibrators to be handed out for free throughout Manhattan. That’s 5,000 Tri-Phoria vibrators, which cost about $40.00 in stores, and 5,000 Pulse vibrators, which usually go for $30.00—the total giveaway is estimated at roughly $350,000. The carts are to be branded with the logos “Getcha Vibes Here!” and, because completely ignoring the potential for hot dog puns would be unconscionable, “Relish the moment.” If you’re planning on using your lunch break tomorrow to track a cart down, you can check the company’s Facebook page for location updates. You perv’. (Photo: Trevor/Flickr)