With the Russian presidential elections just around the corner, Putin’s campaign team is getting intimate, pitching woo to “virgin” voters. Yes, it goes there.
Allow me to (kinda) translate. A doe-eyed gal goes to a fortune teller, who kittenishly divulges:
“We’ll find out, little beauty, who fate has in store for you.”
“You know, I hope it’s for love.” Blink-blink-blink. “It’s my… first time.”
“The carrrds will tell the truth… I see it will be for love… without deception…” (AHEM AHEM)
A Putin card is revealed.
“Wow. It’s him!”
“You’ll be happy with him. He’ll protect you like a stone wall.” (Or something…)
And the kicker:
Putin. First time — only for <3.
Oh, barf. Well, if a Putin deflowering is not to your taste, here’s a United Russia/Putin party classic — hot random sex in a voting booth while disregarding election procedures!
(Tip: Julia Ioffe)
It`s fun, creative but howLOW they could go and treat Russians, and
Russians Youth with no brain and just Sex.when dealing with the Future of the Russian society in the Ballots…?
Hi Marina,
Excellent translation, but I'm not sure what "<3 "is….
It seems to me [I'm a professional translator] that the last image is a [sad] play on:
"Putin. The first time – only for [love]"
but has been replaced with
" Putin. The first time – only for [red ballot check mark shaped like a heart]."
.
<3 is a heart. (Look at it sideways.)
Sorry…my fiance told me what it was
I don't believe this will play in Peoria.