Oh, so, you tried to get those $25 tickets for MoMA’s Kraftwerk fuck yeah concert series spectacular and didn’t? Welcome to the club. A big, big, big club. Here’s one for $42,413 from a scalper though… The CEO of ShowClix — the vendor behind the debacle — has apologized, blah-blah-blah, emphasizing, in part, that only 1.20% of all tickets are being held for VIP, which is reassuring, but still, James Franco is probably going and you’re not and you have to live with that.

The ShowClix CEO says nothing crashed, see, it’s just that these musicians/artists/digital prophets are that hot shit, but that’s just more salt in all these wounds. So, Hitler was right?