ANIMAL favorite and F.A.T. artist Evan Roth has made you this lovely, lovely thing. This is really a deck of cards, a “pixel-for-pixel recreation” of Solitaire, the Windows 98 game, printed as genuine, official Bicycle® Playing Cards and its visuals used with permission from Microsoft.
It’s not the Solitaire “win” IRL sculpture, frozen mid-orgasmic screenshot, celebratory shooting off its cards into reality and the third dimension… But, it’s pretty damn good.
Ah, Solitaire.exe… For reconnecting with your oldest Internet buddy in a real-life, tangible social experience! Even if that buddy is you. It’s the perfect gift. Oh, wait. It’s sold out.