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Surveillance Footage of 'Frappuccino' Arsonist Mostly Useless

Although law enforcement types and politicians love to tout how great surveillance cameras are at preventing crime, they apparently didn’t deter what is believed to be a single idiot from firebombing several locations with molotov cocktails made from Starbucks Frappuccino® bottles.

Here’s the footage that was captured from one of the residences and released by the NYPD. One thing that can be confirmed from the tape is that the arsonist was definitely a human. Otherwise, good luck making out his facial features.

Luckily, officers still have access to ancient tools like pencils and sketchpads, so that a workable rendition of the suspect could be released to the public. Cops say they are talking to a “person of interest,” again utilizing another time-tested tool that used to be called police work.