This hilarious song dedicated to internet trolls by Clever Pie and Isabel Fay brings the cheese. But we all know those sexually aggressive, racist, homophobic, misogynistic, cowardly, illiterate, waste of human skin commenters deserve a song. Don’t they? Here’s to them.

You wished me cancer and misspelled “cancer”

But I know that it’s a metaphor. You hope that I will grow,

Just like the tumour you hoped would kill me

Inside the tits on which you said you’d also like a go.