If you too have been LAHLAHLAHLAHLAH-not-paying-attention to Elmo Gate, the latest from Taiwan’s NMA studio has your sitch in summary. Here tis, featuring an incredulously Mitt Romney-lookin’ judge, salaciously dancing CGI schoolboys, an indecipherable Gawker cameo, a smooth-writhing adult-size Elmo-humanoid grinding a John Doe. Doe. Get it?