Ah, Times Square. Where tourists come to get their full whiff of “the New York Experience.” Where you can get your picture taken with immigrants stuffed inside sweaty, janky mascot hides of your favorite childhood heroes. Where you can capture the nuances of silent busking… if you got that dollar “donation.” Yo, this shoot cost me $20.

Elmo

Alvin

Pooh

Papa Smurf

Smurfettes

Super Mario Brothers

Sonic the Hedgehog

Cookie Monster

Elmo

Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star

Puss in Boots

Woodie

Hello Kitty

Darth Vader

Chewbacca

Iron Man

Spider-man

Batman