In a shocking move so close to an election, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has decided to temporarily join forces with the evil, secret-Muslim menace that is the president of the United States and tour the damage from Hurricane Sandy. In the Republican party, showing any kind of deference (and especially praise) to Barack Hussein Obama is tantamount to assisting the enemy, so don’t be surprised when the GOP’s most outspoken extremists (politically) decapitate the Republican governor and charge him with high treason. (Photo: AP)