Bowery Boogie noticed these leaflets scattered about East Houston and Bowery earlier this week:

“I am forced to use this method, to reach as many persons as is possible with just one action. I am the target of a very powerful agency, which is AGGRESSIVELY HARASSING ME. It decides what mail I get, (ex. no statement from Verizon since October). It keeps blocking or interfering with the majority of my calls. It keeps altering my electricity charges, Con Edison 41-7023-2661-0801-7, I am refused to check my own meter, at my own residence. The pipelines at my apt have been modified in such way that the agency can turn off/on the hot water and heat in seconds. It has hacked my TWC [Time Warner Cable], 8150 1000 4010 8655, cable box (the agency blocks the reception of air broadcast by my TV sets, a battery operated TV that could, has vanished), it has blocked my TWC internet until recently, very potent viruses are surely coming now IP In spite I have a J.D. and a M.B.A. (my parents were teachers) the power of this agency has me in FS, 011390127G, and even that now has been eliminated. My disability check has been reduced in spite of my request. This entity has members inside of every single institution, they will discredit/stall my case from the start. I have gone to the US Congress 11 times, last 6/15/11. Alexander De Filippi, 336 East 4th Street, 2A, Manhattan.

So, you know. Everyone in the East Village should be on lookout for black helicopters. (Photo: Keoni Cabral/Flickr)