New York City’s mayor who refuses to inform the public when he flies away on his private jet to Bermuda for the weekend, but is up everyone’s ass about how much salt they put on their fries is now tackling a new vice loved by city residents: alcohol.

Yup. The billionaire-nanny man who hates any kind of fun like smoking cigarettes in open spaces and is known for putting ice in his beer, attending booze-related promotions, advocating the use of liquor to quell bad relations between mistreated local pols and the NYPD, is looking to adopt a set of measures that include limiting the amount of retail outlets selling liquor in an effort to dry up any last bit of soul left on the streets because he cares soooo much about you. The importance of term limits suddenly became a lot more sobering.