Remember the creepy doll girl the Internet was so obsessived just a little while ago? The one with the impossible whittled-lookin’ waist, gigantic breast orbs, airbrushed flesh and anime eyes?

She’s famous.

Ukrainian 19-year-old Valeria Lukyanova has been fished out of the internet and put into a Sebastian Faena spread V Magazine. On paper. Gasp! Oh, Valeria. Looking rather rigid there. Unless, of course, that is one of the tropes of her subculture that we’re totally missing out on, but that’s ok. We now know what Rihanna’s next video is going to look like.

So, what’s it like in a day of the “most famous Russian-speaking woman on the internet… endowed by nature with extraordinary external data” (as per her website)?

In the morning I work on my face and I get a massage, then I spend some time on the Internet. I meditate and travel in my astral body, and after that I work out at the gym. I go for a walk with my best girlfriend, I get home, and I make dinner for the man I love. Then I spend some more time on the Internet, do some reading and meditating, and go to bed.

So, she’s exactly like you, basically. But, you know, perfect.

Check ‘em golden pipes (in the background).