“They’re only a month and a half years old,” says a man with a bag of baby Chihuahuas while riding a packed 4 train in this video posted on website My Small Story. “I got girls for three ($300) and boys for two-fifty ($250).”

He says that’s a “cheap” price, as they usually go for $600, and reminds straphangers, some of whom appear amused, that “Valentine’s Day is right around the corner.” (Video: LaRon Batchelor/mysmallstory)