Behold, the Street Tucker blog about “food found on the streets of New York City.” Simple, right? Because the trash congealing in the crevices and orifices of our sidewalks must be classified! Because that abandoned bottle of Sriracha on Essex St and 1st Avenue Shrimp Fettuccine piles need to be documented. Because why not.

Suppose this is the NY version of Californians urban gleaning. Just uh, don’t eat the “Good & Plenty.”