I bet when you woke up this morning you were thinking, “God willing, I will get on the internet today and fill out a survey.” Pray no more, survey lover: We’ve got a demographic survey just for you.

You’re not going to win anything if you fill it out. It’s only remotely possible that you’re going to discover anything new about yourself or your habits. But what you will do is help us have some understanding about the types of people who read this god damn web site, which will greatly help us figure out what sort of business we’re trying to grow here.

If you’d take a minute to fill it out, I would appreciate it.