Two years later, people are still fucking for artist Alexander Esguerra. His Love and Paint package is priced $2,500, that is, you pay and Esguerra will set you up with a heated canvas, some paint buckets and candles, and then he’ll leave. Viola! Baum chicka baum baum, you’re making art all over it. Hang it on your wall, perverts. 50 satisfied pairs and counting. Brilliant. I mean, he’s not the first one to think of sticking a dick or a tit into paint to make some art, but this is intimate and lucrative.