Do you wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy, smelling of whiskey and Marxist-Lacanian-Hegelian soliloquy? Introducing: Your new favorite Tumblr — Ke$hek It’s exactly what you think it is.

Thanks to internet person/unabashed Žižek-fanboy/Communist/ANIMAL friend/etc Peter Yeh for making this. All he says is, “Grab my Žižek, I’m out the door, I’m gonna hit this city. Before I leave, I brush up on my ideology.” Yeah, you do, bud.

I cannot disclose the exact combination of vices and internet activity that inspired this, but here it is. Follow. You’re welcome.

Update: Ask Keshek something, get a GIF response. For real.