Ever feel like people don’t pay enough attention to you? Buy the Deaf Leopard, a CO2-powered horn that’s as loud as a passing train, according to the manufacturer’s site. For a cool $549, this glorious device can be yours, until the cops confiscate it from you.
It’s a shame that Christmas has already passed, but if you have disposable income, this horn’s for you. You know it’s legit when the description stresses in red text, “Hearing protection is required and supplied.”