Because why wouldn’t you want to own a table that was owned by the Greatest Sad Person of All Time (Not to be confused with the Saddest Great Person of All Time)? As of today, £1,139.00 (about $1830) will get you the highest bid on a kitchen table that was once owned by Joy Division’s Ian Curtis. It even comes with a letter of authenticity signed by Curtis’s widow and daughter. The auction ends November 13, so expect that price tag to go a lot higher.

What do you think you could get for Andy Gill’s coffee pot? Colin Newman’s baking pan? Ari Up’s bedside table?