AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

And now, one of the few cat videos you shall ever see “breaking” on ANIMAL. Behold. A cat. That eats. With cat-hands. Like they were human-hands. Eating. Like a human. Very human eating happening. THE HELL.

Tipster Leah sent this video of Kingston the cat to us today.

My Bengal eating breakfast this morning. This has become a routine occurrence. I caught him doing it the other night during dinner.

PS. He also gets in the bed and sleeps with his head on the pillow and body under the covers. Thinks he’s human.

OH MY GOD.

Alright. So, in a fight between human-handed Kingston and attack-bodega-cat February, who will win?