Austrian-based designer Francesco Morackini has designed “Dildomaker” — a device that’s capable of turning  just about anything malleable into a phallus, just in case you didn’t know what to do with all those extra vegetables you’ve been meaning to get around to cooking. The invention works pretty much just like a pencil sharpener.

The Dildomaker’s purpose is to provide the users what they really want: “Pleasure” and moreover “sexual pleasure”. The Dildomaker is just a tool which doesn’t give pleasure directely. The distance created here on purpose, tries to raise questions on our relationship between us and manufactured products.

Unfortunately, it does not appear as though these little devices are on sale at the moment you’ll have to continue acquiring dildos the old fashioned way.