Stop teasing. Stop it right now. Stop teasing, David. There are so many ardent Twin Peaks fans around the world crossing their legs in anticipation right now, because they don’t want their non-David Lynch-geek coworkers to see how excited they are… in their pants. And hearts. And Bob-possessed souls, naturally.

Rumor has it that Twin Peaks creators David Lynch and Mark Frost are still seriously discussing the possibility of Twin Peaks (1990-1991… RIP?!!!).

And now, there’s this thing. Thanks, internet.

UpRoxx gathered some encouraging rumour fodder that the “25 years later” 3rd Season of Twin Peaks could really really happen. Lynch being “hands-on” and as weird as ever? Most of the cast back, including The Log Lady? Cool. Clearly, the world has not lost their hard-on for David Lynch (Thanks, Louie!) and Twin Peaks (Thanks, Hulu!). Come to think of it, 2012 was one big Lynch lovefest, especially in New York, with Agent Cooper “sightings” at Occupy and Bob being resurrected by the Silent Drape Runners in Brooklyn. Also, I successfully stalked David Lynch. Alright. Let’s all pretend this is actually happening.

Just one favor please. Bring back David Duchonvy in drag. Thank you, the world.

UPDATE: WOMP WOMP, Lynchiphiles. A representative of the Bring Back Twin Peaks movement tells ANIMAL that they “talked briefly with Frost and a journalist who emailed him before publishing a story on it” and it’s “a rumor.” But la la la la la la fuck that la la la la it’s going to happen SOMEDAY.