Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013)
It’s Battle Royale inside the Truman Show dome again but with more Big Brother (show not from book) cuz We Live In Public (all Hunger Games alumni in this one like aaaa FIGHT FIGHT) FIGHT!!!
ACTION AND ADVENTURE-NESS: 2.5 out of 5.0
OMG I <3 PUZZLES How do we hide from crazy blistery smoke monster till the spin thing in the water stops spinning and ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ CRAZY FUCKING BABOONS 工ｴｪｪ(;╹⌓╹)ｪｪｴ工 on the beach (why are there old people in this game? they’re old) and everyone is very macgyvery but mostly stabby.
POLITICAL PROPHECIZING: 1.5 out of 5.0
When in future we are split into several hybrid socialist-fascist districts to slave for our rich Capital overloads and get all shot quickly 4 trying to revolution a lil (unless famous reality television celebrities, then shot slower) it is not gonna be so fun and it will suck, tnx 4 nothing imaginative sci fi.
FEMINISM: 4.0 out of 5.0
NOW STOP CRYING
Minimalist review: Marina Galperina
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