Just when you’ve mapped yourself the best winding route to work around city unpleasantries using NYC.gov’s “Rat Information Portal” and The New York Times NY homicide map, here’s a new handy map — from noted hazardous waste violations to gas spills to “Superfund sites” — areas so contaminated, they require long-term cleaning efforts.

Aren’t you brimming with anticipation to find out exactly what sort of leakage is happening over at that factory-looking thing by your house and decide what relatively less toxic neighborhood you’re moving to NOT?

Guess what the icon for “Toxic Release Inventory Site” looks like.