A New York woman smuggled over 600 oxycodone pills “inside of her body cavities” into Maine, but she-and her companion were caught and charged for trafficking controlled substances across state lines.
The most unsettling part is how no specific body cavity was mentioned. It has to be butt, though, right? Or maybe a combo of butt and vagina? There are definitely no other body cavities that warrant that type of vague mentioning by local news. Can someone tackle the logistics of this? Also, is there really that big of an oxy need in Maine? Huh.