Did you know they make 1/6-scale conflict photojournalist action figures? War Journalist: Battlefield Hero. Damn. PetaPixel found one that looks like Leonardo DiCaprio — complete with mad DSLR gear, laptop, Bluetooth headset, water bottle, flexible little arms for flashing a little press pass and a slick black sweater and shades for when he wants to be sexy conflict photojournalist, presumably.

But here’s a newer one with a keffiyeh! That means shit’s really going down where he’s at. Keep your snazzy sweater, Leo.

Apparently, you can find this stuff on eBay. It’s all very specific. Is that a Canon 400mm? Damn.