At last, a venue to read aloud that Pikachu/Hermoine romantic yarn you’ve been spinning: Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction, a Park Slope event that will showcase the hottest in audience-written hookups. The competition, which goes down at Union Hall Saturday, features 10 entrants who will do their best to woo the crowd with tales of make-believe characters doing the dirty deed, bringing pre-written stories and taking suggestions from attendees.

“Generally when people ask me, I tell them to get to the fucking as quick as possible, or else the audience loses interest,” says Bryan Cook, creator and promoter of the competition. “Also, bourbon tends to help.”

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