The softcore cut of Lars Von Trier’s highly-anticipated five hour explicit sex movie featuring celebrity actors and porn double CGI-mash-ups having explicit sex is being released in Denmark and Norway on Christmas and coming in hardcore all over Cannes Film Festival in 2014.

So here are some new Nymphomaniac character posters. They are sexual.

Should be intellectually stimulating too.

Using a structure known from literature Nymphomaniac consists of chapters, encapsulating both VOLUME I and VOLUME II and during the next eight months, starting from June and like domino pieces counting down to the release, small bites of these chapters will be published exclusively by a community of selected newspapers around the world.

Dogma is so 1995. His new thing is Digressionism:

Each chapter teaser is defined by a headline, a still and a short narrative that playfully unveils the multilayered universe of Nymphomaniac with which Lars von Trier wants to introduce a new film genre: Digressionism. [Digress /dɪˈgrɛs, daɪ-/ verb: Depart from the main subject]

Chapter 1 is The Compleat Angler
Chapter 2 is Jerome
Chapter 3 is Mrs. H
Chapter 4 is Delirium
Chapter 5 is The Little Organ School
Chapter 6 is The Eastern & Western Church (The Silent Duck)
Chapter 7 is The Mirror
Chapter 8 is The Gun

Sex.