Yes, the iPhone 5S is on sale today! Hooray for gold! Hooray for capitalism! For many of us, the lust for new Apple stuff was satiated by this week’s release of iOS 7 (which, I must admit, I am really enjoying so far), but those true devotees, nothing short of a shiny new phone will satisfy. Shockingly, some of those people took to Twitter to air their frustration.


You get the idea. But the best response came @skating4_life (great user name), who plans to commit homicide even if she does get her phone.

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