Finally, there is a random Upworthy Headline Generator. Some highlights I’ve gotten so far:

“Think We’re Not In A Housing Bubble? Maybe You Should Listen To This Transgender Former Klansman.”

“Before You Say We’re Not In A Housing Bubble, Listen To This One Verb From A NBA Coach.”

“Here Is What Happens When A Tween Doesn’t Take No For An Answer.”

“You Need To See The Jaw-dropping Vlog This Nostalgic Man Found.”

“How Changing The Definition Of One Word Might Make TV Shows Worse But Real Life Better.”

Just kidding, that last one is real.