Here’s the cover of Dasha Zhukova’s Garage art magazine that hits the stands February 9th. Cindy Sherman Cindy Sherman? Cindy Sherman. Cindy… Cindy Sherman. Cindy Sherman Sherman Cindy Cindy Cindy Cindy Sherman? Oh, ho, ha-ha, Sherman, yes. Sherman.

Fuckin’ creepy. Even Cindy says so:

I like how creepy the photos turned out, even though they don’t really look like the character in my photo. But that’s better, I suppose.

Well, when you kick off with a peel-sticker-covered Damien-Hirst-butterfly-tattooed labia, you need to keep stepping it up with the covers if you want to be the edgiest art magazine and all that. See the full cover embedded bellow. Geh. This Patrick Demarchelier cover is like reserve Cindy Sherman masquerade meets Sex and the City promo shoot meets Aphex Twin’s “Come to Daddy” guy meets nightmares forever.

Zhukova used That’s My Face and you can too. For a few hundred bucks, you can have your own uncanny mask of whoever you want to use for whatever disgusting thing you want to do with it. We don’t want to know. And by that I mean, we want to know everything.