Yesterday, People Looked At Floaty Things

11.29.13 Bucky Turco

Macy’s Pagan Thanksgiving Day Parade took place on Thursday, just like it does ever year, drawing huge crowds. Because of windy conditions, the floating logos were kept at a lower height by order of the NYPD. According to the Daily News, a ballon handler went to the hospital after a golf cart ran over her foot and Spiderman’s arm was pierced by a tree, causing it to deflate, leading the tabloid to publish a fittingly accurate headline that is in no way hyperbolic.

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