You’ve gotta hand it to former Mayor Mike Bloomberg, he knows his short-comings and he’s determined to beat you to the joke. At some point after the .nyc name became a thing that exists, the billionaire mogul began buying up as many useful — as well as embarrassing –domains related to his name as he could.

According to Domain Name Wire, 400 separate .nyc domains have been bought by a law firm on his behalf.

Of course he covers things he might need, like: and

But he also knows everyone resents his money: and

He knows haterz gonna hate: and

He knows that even if you like him, you just can’t be trusted: and

He knows he’s a weiner that sucks and is really short: and and

He knows you remember that time he stole a third term: and

But he’s also a philanthropist and if you’re name is Mike too, he’s got your back: and and

Check out the full list here and start buying up all those domains he’s missed. We suggest, it can just redirect to Vanishing New York.

(Photo: Center For American Progress)