Even if are not a beautiful or unique snowflake, your dildo can be! The premise of the Snowflake start-up is that our orifices how their own individual curves and quirks, and we should all have our own custom thing to shove in them.

Unlike 3D printed dildos, Snowflake doesn’t require any advanced technological knowledge. They’re counting on you to know your own body, and give you a toolkit with which to customize your toy “allowing you to adjust the body, tip, base, and curve of your dildo to your exact specifications,” the Daily Dot explains.

The Snowflake Kickstarter pitch’s low production value and a host who ends the video with “I love you” is both creepy and endearing. The Toronto-based company needs a lot of help to get their products on the market. People who back $75 or more get a Snowflake of their own. Time to get designing.